https://0xsmash0th.github.io/tags/metrology/Notes on security research, reverse engineering, and things that broke.en-usWed, 28 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000https://0xsmash0th.github.io/posts/nist-special-publication-800-dowd/Wed, 28 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000https://0xsmash0th.github.io/posts/nist-special-publication-800-dowd/A parody standard establishing the Dowd (D), the SI unit of vulnerability-research capability — now that cyber models are rated in it, and everyone is about to own a 40 Dowd gauge. Named, reverently, after Mark Dowd.https://0xsmash0th.github.io/posts/nist-special-publication-6669/Fri, 13 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000https://0xsmash0th.github.io/posts/nist-special-publication-6669/A parody national standard for quantifying fecal deposits by mass, volume, and comedic magnitude. Not affiliated with NIST. Wash your hands.