Metrology
- NIST Special Publication 800-DOWD
A parody standard establishing the Dowd (D), the SI unit of vulnerability-research capability — now that cyber models are rated in it, and everyone is about to own a 40 Dowd gauge. Named, reverently, after Mark Dowd.
- NIST Special Publication 6669
A parody national standard for quantifying fecal deposits by mass, volume, and comedic magnitude. Not affiliated with NIST. Wash your hands.